Rakes and Hoes

Historical romance novels make all the pretty maidens drop their lacy polyester petticoats

Posts tagged historical romance

Mar 24 '14
S&M Night in the Emerald City was very popular. 

S&M Night in the Emerald City was very popular. 

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Mar 17 '14
AND LO, THE IRISH WARRIOR DOTH COME FORTH THROUGH THE MISTS OF CONNEMARA, WIELDING A SWORD AND CLAD IN THE ANCIENT CEREMONIAL LEATHER JERKIN AND BOOTY SHORTS…NOTHING CAN STOP HIM…
Lá Fhéile Pádraig shona duit, motherfuckers

AND LO, THE IRISH WARRIOR DOTH COME FORTH THROUGH THE MISTS OF CONNEMARA, WIELDING A SWORD AND CLAD IN THE ANCIENT CEREMONIAL LEATHER JERKIN AND BOOTY SHORTS…NOTHING CAN STOP HIM

Lá Fhéile Pádraig shona duit, motherfuckers

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Mar 13 '14
"Draw me like one of your presumably copyrighted images, Hack"

"Draw me like one of your presumably copyrighted images, Hack"

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Mar 9 '14
Oh gosh, I’m….what were we talking about again? I’m so sorry, for a second I thought I saw a book about Scotland with someone actually dressed properly on the cover. It was so weird, it was like they actually knew what the weather is like over there. Then I must have blacked out.

Oh gosh, I’m….what were we talking about again? I’m so sorry, for a second I thought I saw a book about Scotland with someone actually dressed properly on the cover. It was so weird, it was like they actually knew what the weather is like over there. Then I must have blacked out.

7 notes Tags: books romance romance books romance novels historical romance hooray for the nonobjectified scotsman

Mar 5 '14
This looks like a still from a bad 1950s sitcom.
“Gunpowder? In my tea?”
*laugh track*

This looks like a still from a bad 1950s sitcom.

Gunpowder? In my tea?”

*laugh track*

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Mar 4 '14
Oh my god, I think he broke her.

Oh my god, I think he broke her.

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Mar 2 '14
"Lestat, how dare you pick up a harlot! I though what we had was special!”
“Bite me, bitch”

"Lestat, how dare you pick up a harlot! I though what we had was special!”

Bite me, bitch”

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Mar 1 '14
That’s the face of someone who knows there’s crotch shot happening and is not saying anything, thank you very much.

That’s the face of someone who knows there’s crotch shot happening and is not saying anything, thank you very much.

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Feb 27 '14
Beware the pinky ring.

Beware the pinky ring.

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Feb 24 '14
"Where am I? Whose ball is this again? I knew that last shot of tequila was a bad idea"

"Where am I? Whose ball is this again? I knew that last shot of tequila was a bad idea"

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