Yes, there is nothing more that the overwhelmingly female audience of this book would ever want to see than a headless woman showing off her legs while wearing a garter that is neither holding up a stocking or a weapon. Of course this was designed by a fellow woman. Why would I want to look at anything else in my spare time?
Oh gosh, I’m….what were we talking about again? I’m so sorry, for a second I thought I saw a book about Scotland with someone actually dressed properly on the cover. It was so weird, it was like they actually knew what the weather is like over there. Then I must have blacked out.