Plot twist: Voldemort is Irish and has luxurious hair.
And a nose.
And was also boning Lilly Potter.
What a dick.
Better than the other theory, an alternate version of The Chamber of Secrets. There may be a fanfic like this in one of...
I love you too! All you need is love And regency dandies Mostly dandies
I love you rakesandhoes
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All I saw was Feanor and Nerdanel…