Rakes and Hoes

Historical romance novels make all the pretty maidens drop their lacy polyester petticoats
Sep 21 '12
Plot twist: Voldemort is Irish and has luxurious hair.
And a nose.
And was also boning Lilly Potter.
What a dick.

Plot twist: Voldemort is Irish and has luxurious hair.

And a nose.

And was also boning Lilly Potter.

What a dick.

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