Rakes and Hoes

Historical romance novels make all the pretty maidens drop their lacy polyester petticoats
Mar 30 '14
Pistol Pete couldn’t believe he had to pay shipping to send his mail order bride back to Ukraine. But he just couldn’t stand her doily addiction.

Pistol Pete couldn’t believe he had to pay shipping to send his mail order bride back to Ukraine. But he just couldn’t stand her doily addiction.

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Mar 29 '14
Stock background, model doesn’t bother getting dressed all the way, poorly applied watercolor filter…yup, this one’s going to be the next Pride and Prejudice, I can feel it.

Stock background, model doesn’t bother getting dressed all the way, poorly applied watercolor filter…yup, this one’s going to be the next Pride and Prejudice, I can feel it.

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Mar 28 '14
I really don’t know how to read Bow Dude’s expression. His girl is obviously having fun, but his face seems to occupy something between “Is that broccoli in your teeth” and “I thought that was an advil I just popped but on second thought it might have been ecstasy because you have three heads”.
Meanwhile his friend is already naked and no one seems to care.

I really don’t know how to read Bow Dude’s expression. His girl is obviously having fun, but his face seems to occupy something between “Is that broccoli in your teeth” and “I thought that was an advil I just popped but on second thought it might have been ecstasy because you have three heads”.

Meanwhile his friend is already naked and no one seems to care.

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Mar 27 '14
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE PRAISE JESUS HALLELU

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE PRAISE JESUS HALLELU

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Mar 26 '14
I know dancing the tango is sexy, but this is a bit much.

I know dancing the tango is sexy, but this is a bit much.

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Mar 25 '14
Mo’ money, mo’ quandries.

And fewer buttons.

Mo’ money, mo’ quandries.

And fewer buttons.

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Mar 24 '14
S&M Night in the Emerald City was very popular. 

S&M Night in the Emerald City was very popular. 

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Mar 23 '14
I am including this because it is a “new and popular romance”, according to Amazon.

I am including this because it is a “new and popular romance”, according to Amazon.

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Mar 22 '14
"THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAYYYYY"

*throws off fur coat*

*dies of hypothermia*

"THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAYYYYY"

*throws off fur coat*

*dies of hypothermia*

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Mar 17 '14
AND LO, THE IRISH WARRIOR DOTH COME FORTH THROUGH THE MISTS OF CONNEMARA, WIELDING A SWORD AND CLAD IN THE ANCIENT CEREMONIAL LEATHER JERKIN AND BOOTY SHORTS…NOTHING CAN STOP HIM…
Lá Fhéile Pádraig shona duit, motherfuckers

AND LO, THE IRISH WARRIOR DOTH COME FORTH THROUGH THE MISTS OF CONNEMARA, WIELDING A SWORD AND CLAD IN THE ANCIENT CEREMONIAL LEATHER JERKIN AND BOOTY SHORTS…NOTHING CAN STOP HIM

Lá Fhéile Pádraig shona duit, motherfuckers

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