Historical romance novels make all the pretty maidens drop their lacy polyester petticoats
Jun 19 '13
“You got a
wax?! NO. He CLEARLY STATES ‘every last inch of me’s covered with hair’. Your Gaston costume is ruined. Go get changed, or I won’t be seen with you.”
Jun 18 '13
PLEASE STOP WITH THE VEINS OH GOD
Jun 17 '13
Macrophilia refers to a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giantesses (female giants). The fantasy is typically based around one or more larger beings dominating a smaller being. Many fantasies include the macrophile shrinking before a normal sized woman or keeping his or her normal height while the partner grows in size.
Jun 16 '13
“I am the Blue Swan, I am perfect, and
don’t you forget it.” *z-snap*
Jun 15 '13
MOTHER OF GOD, IS THERE ANYONE THIS GUY HASN’T SLEPT WITH?
Jun 14 '13
“Honey, this is supposed to be a historically accurate costume party. What are you doing?”
“The dollar store only had a size XXL Dracula costume. Work with me here, babe.”
“Could you at least put on the wig?”
“HOW MUCH DIGNITY MUST I SACRIFICE FOR YOU?”
“Fine, but you still have to shave.”
Jun 13 '13
Jun 12 '13
Jeanette may have been made of plastic, but she didn’t question Doug’s love of 18th Century French Aristocracy Roleplay, or his sadly greying stubble.
She was all he could have asked for.
Jun 11 '13
Has anyone seen Harry, my pet caterpillar? He must be around here somewhere…
Jun 10 '13
Considering that Victorian sex toys may or may not have been made out of wood, I’m not sure how I feel about this.