Rakes and Hoes
“You got a wax?! NO. He CLEARLY STATES ‘every last inch of me’s covered with hair’. Your Gaston costume is ruined. Go get changed, or I won’t be seen with you.”
Macrophilia refers to a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giantesses (female giants). The fantasy is typically based around one or more larger beings dominating a smaller being. Many fantasies include the macrophile shrinking before a normal sized woman or keeping his or her normal height while the partner grows in size.
“Honey, this is supposed to be a historically accurate costume party. What are you doing?”
“The dollar store only had a size XXL Dracula costume. Work with me here, babe.”
“Could you at least put on the wig?”
“HOW MUCH DIGNITY MUST I SACRIFICE FOR YOU?”
“Fine, but you still have to shave.”
“FINE.”
Doth my eyes deceive me?
Could this actually be my favorite khaki-wearing Weird Al impersonator from last month?
Why yes, it could!
The fact that this guy can get this much ass gives me hope for my own relationship future.
Jeanette may have been made of plastic, but she didn’t question Doug’s love of 18th Century French Aristocracy Roleplay, or his sadly greying stubble.
She was all he could have asked for.
